My kids are always trying to tell jokes and I find myself laughing along, even when they don't make a lick of sense to anyone but themselves. Laughing is good. Laughing at nonsense is fun. Does that explain why I am posting really lame jokes on the blog? Not really, but it was fun all the same. So I dedicate today to laughing at even the most ridiculous things. Maybe next week I can find werewolf jokes. Enjoy!
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
What happened to the two mad vampires?
They both went a little batty.
What do vampires cross the sea in?
Blood vessels.
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?
Because his life is at stake.
2 comments:
lol...neck braces....*snort*
That one was my fav:)
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