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It is with a heavy heart that I declare True Blood season 4 over. *sigh* The finale was a little all over the place but, the main theme I noticed throughout the show was closure. Before we get to the juicy bits I just want to take a second to thank you guys for supporting these recap posts. It means a lot to me that you guys take time out of your day to visit and talk shop with me. It's what I miss most during the off season. Please feel free to visit me if the Jen D. blues become to much to bear. ;-) Anywho, let's discuss the finale shall we?
I can't believe Jesus took a fork the hand!
The conversation between Sook and Tara about the porch was very sweet.
The moment Sam and Maxine had at Tommy's grave was very touching. I almost got misty-eyed when Luna and Emma joined him. I hope she sticks around.
The pep talk Jason gives himself before talking to Hoyt was hilarious. The ugliness that happened afterward, not so much.
Arlene and Terry dressed as zombies was classic!
I had a feeling Jesus was going to die. I just didn't think it would be at the hands of Lafayette who's possessed by that bitch Marnie.
Arlene's daughter's Teen Mom costume was priceless!
Anyone else think Patrick is hella creepy?!
Damn it Sookie! Just give Alcide a chance. He's got a fabulous pair of butt cheeks for Pete's sake!
Mother Earth's Valium and Wiccan First Aid Kit were probably some of the funniest lines this season.
Vampire s'mores anyone? I kid! I kid! The whole Bill and Eric rescue was a bit underwhelming. Not to mention the whole spell casting that rids Lafayette of Marnie's spirit. I mean seriously? These three yahoos could get rid of Marnie's spirit even with her controlling Jesus' demon magic. Yeah, I'm not buying it.
I could've done without Marnie's whine fest.
I love that Gran made an appearance even if it was kind of sad.
Speaking of guest appearances, interesting that they brought back Renee and Steve Newlin. Although my sister's fiance thinks that he wasn't an apparition. What was up with Renee's warning? Thoughts?
That might have been the sexiest Little Red Hiding Hood I've ever seen. I thought Jason and Jess' after sex convo was funny and sweet all at the same time.
Poor Pam. Home girl is distraught! I'd go as far as saying she's having a complete mental breakdown.
I cried when Jesus came to visit Lafayette. My heart was breaking for him. I mean he loses his lover and is stuck with his demon all in one episode. A bit much, no?
THE BREAK UP SCENE! That is all.
I hope Holly gives Andy's crazy ass a chance.
What's with the wolf ambush on Sam?
Guess who's back? That's right folks. It's none other than Mr. Russell Edgington! Oh noes!!
No one threatens Sookie's life. And I mean NO ONE. Bill and Eric make one hell of a death squad. I like that they're working together.
OMG WTF was up with the Debbie/Sookie/Tara ending?!?! I wanted her to go away not DIE!
Talk to me guys. What did you love and hate? What/Who will you miss? Any early predictions for next season?
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What's up Bite Clubbers?! Hope everyone had a fab Labor Day weekend. Can you believe the last episode is almost upon us? Here's a better question. Can you believe the craziness that ensued on Sunday?! I thought it was way better than the last episode. Let's get down to the nitty gritty...
I guess we now know what a supernatural hostage situation looks like. I can't believe crazy ass Marnie killed that coven member!
I like that Antonia was all, 'Ohhell no! I'm outta this joint!' And then Marnie was all like, 'You ain't goin' no where.' If True Blood gets one thing right it's definitely the villains. They've been pretty top notch every season.
Loved, loved, loved the exchange between the merry band of mission impossible vamps when Bill calls off the assault on the coven.
And can I get a high five for Jason who grew a pair and defended the sh*t out of his sister!
Can you believe that lunatic Marcus kidnapped his own kid?! Okay, actually that doesn't surprise me seeing as how he's nuts and all. Let's not even start on the whole trying to convince Debbie to run away with him and his kid.
By the way, I almost barfed when Debbie says she won't run away with him because she loves Alcide. Really? Really?! I guess screwing some other guy's brains out totally constitutes being in love with your man. Ugh!
Gotta love that Jesus is willing to take one for the team by unleashing his 'brujo' magic. For those of you non-Spanish speakers, brujo means male witch. On a side note, Latin and Caribbean black magic is nothing to mess with.
What in the blue blazes was that damn fairy appearance all about? And what's with the whole swearing to the light crap? Is that like a fairy pinky promise? And why friggin' Andy of all people? I think this is going to tiein to next season but, I have no idea how.
Pam is a bad ass b*tch. I laughed my *ss off when she took that vamp's necklace.
Bill and Eric have it bad for the ol' Sookster. It was touching that they would sacrifice their lives for her in a heartbeat. *snort*
WTF Pam? Why you trying to get everyone killed with that rocket launcher?!
Sam totally earned huge points with me this episode. I think it was crazy that he didn't finish the job but, that's what happens when you're a classy guy I guess.
Um, did anyone else love the fact that Alcide put Debbie in her place during the fight with Sam and Marcus?
I have NEVER seen Eric so pissed at Pam! Not to mention that Jess was pretty pissed at Bill too.
My heart went pitter patter when Alcide went all alpha defending Sam and killing that low life Marcus. He's so friggin' hot when his eyes start glowing.
WOOHOO! THAT NO GOOD, TWO TIMING HUSSY HAS BEEN ABJURED! TAKE THAT SKANK!
Although I sometimes mock Sookie's fairy fire power, I will say that I love that she got hip to the game when Marnie was trying to kill the vamps and Sookie blasted everyone to break the circle. By the way...that weird robot movement they were making toward the force field was HILARIOUS!
Awww...Jess saves Jason...again! Anyone else think these two might have a future together?
I thought Sookie was going to be toast ( or at the very least a smore) when Marnie put her in that ring of fire. Thank heavens that Jesus was able to unbind Antonia in time.
Um, Eric sucking on that dead guy's heart like a juice box just might be the most grotesque and fascinating thing I've ever seen.
And just as I was singing, 'Ding Dong the Witch is Dead' she friggin' takes over Lafayette?!?!?! Why can't anyone stay dead on this damn show! Jiminey Crimeney! I think I have to start mentally preparing now for the finale! I included the preview for your viewing pleasure.
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Okay so I have thoughts Bite Clubbers. Boy do I have thoughts. For starters this episode was not as exciting and action packed as I thought it was going to be. Some of my other thoughts included...
Who knew that the cure to Eric's amnesia was a blast of Sookie power? No offense but, that was super lame.
The aftermath of Jessica and Jason's tryst was a bit, um, tense. I guess Jason does have a conscious after all.
Can I get a round of applause for Bill who finally grew a pair and stepped up to Nan?
So I guess the rumors are true. Alan Ball really does think Bill and Sookie are soul mates. This was made evident by Sookie proclaiming her love for Bill even though Eric proclaims his love for her. Wow. Just wow.
Okay so now I feel kind of bad that Tommy ends up biting the big one. I just wanted him to go away. I didn't want him to die in front of Sam and Alcide. *stares at floor and kicks rocks*
My heart totally goes out to Sam and I hope he beats the hell out of that no good dirty grease ball Marcus.
I loved the scenes with Andy and Terry at Fort Bellefleur.
Anyone else find it shocking that Antonia feels bad about the loss of human life while Marnie totally manipulates her into staying on Team Kill All Vamps?
I love when TSTL moments happen on this show. Really guys? Sookie, Jason, Lafayette and Jesus are going to try to save the day?
Jesus has got a demon working for him. Well holy shite! I knew something wasn't right with that guy. Oh, and the look on his face when he realizes Marnie's leading the charge is priceless.
I shouldn't even waste space on this blog by typing this but, once a skank always a skank. I'm lookin' at you Debbie.
So it's cool that Tara and Holly work enough magic to escape. It's not so cool that Sookie and Lafayette run to them to help and end up getting stuck in the magic force field and poofing out of existence. In the illustrious words of Homer J. Simpson, 'DOH!'.
What on God's green earth is up with that RIDICULOUS Mission Impossible shot of Bill, Eric, Pam and Jessica. You have got to be effin' kidding me.
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Hi Bite Clubbers! How the heck have you guys been?! Did ya miss me? Yeah? Aww shucks! I missed you guys too. So I'm back in action after my whole wrist fiasco but, since I'm not 100% yet I'm going to do the recaps a little differently for the remaining episodes. Instead of the full recaps that I normally do (and that would make my doctor cringe because it goes against his whole 'rest your wrist' thing) I'm going to be listing the most note worthy, cringe inducing or brain melting points from Sunday's show. Perhaps not as exciting but, I'm hoping the fun comments you guys make will make up for the lack of meat and potatoes so to speak. Here goes nothin'...
Is it just me or has Antonia/Marnie officially flipped her lid?
How friggin' adorable was Sam and Luna's impromptu camping trip with her daughter? And how hot was that whole tent sex scene, eh? Get you some Sam.
I just want you all to know that I absolutely, positively, 100% paused the show during the unveiling of Alcide's luscious backside. *sigh* I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it...again. *grin*
I do believe Bill has become slightly funnier as the season has progressed. I kind of like it. Anything beats that whole brooding thing he was doing.
I have to get this off my chest so bare with me. Hoyt has been quite the a-hole and I so don't like it. Really? The Monster's box. Whatever. Grow a pair dude.
I get that Lafayette has to talk with an accent after being possessed by that spirit and what not but, why does it sound like a Jamaican accent every now and again?
What in the hell is up with that whole threesome daydream ya'll? And please don't even get me started on that whole snowing in shower, acid trip walk through woods sex scene with Sook and Eric. I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
I want to believe that Debbie has made a change for the better and I think it's cool that she helped Sookie sneak in to the coven and all but, why do I feel like there's a huge ulterior motive?
Tommy is a jerk wad and I don't feel bad that Marcus beat him up. There I said it.
Truck bed sex?! Really?! Nevermind the 50 room house lit up like a Christmas tree two feet away from the truck. Ugh!
OMG ONLY 3 EPISODES LEFT!! Although I kind of figured that out seeing as how the last couple of episodes have ended with ALL HELL BREAKING LOOSE!
I'm turning it over to you friends. Tell me how you're feeling after Sunday's episode. Favorite scenes? Least favorite scenes? How about some of your favorite lines. Bill and Lafayette had some doozies!
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So the moment everyone has been waiting for has kind of sort of finally happened. Okay so a teaser of what everyone has been waiting for happened. Hey even a little something is still something, right? There's all kinds of trouble brewin' in Bon Temps. Let's get down to...
Sookie & Eric
The camera pans to Eric and Godric (yup, that Godric) standing outside of Sookie's door looking at her sleep. Godric walks in and Eric follows. Godric tells Eric to join him in drinking Sookie dry. Eric starts to protest but, Godric cuts him off and tells him that he can't be saved from what he is. They end up sinking their fangs into her. When she starts to scream in agony Eric wakes up from his nightmare. He climbs out of his hidey hole and heads to Sookie's room. Sookie senses someone in her room and wakes up. When she asks him what he's doing there he replies that he had a bad dream. Awww....poor wittle Eric had a bad dweam. Okay, okay I'll stop teasing. Eric lies down in bed with her and is so upset by his dream that he starts crying. Sookie tries to comfort him the best she can. He asks if it's okay for him to stay until the sun starts to come up. She tells him that as long as he keeps to himself that it's okay. Next morning at Merlotte's Sookie tries to get some info from Holly regarding the coven. When Holly declines she eavesdrops on her thoughts. Tsk tsk tsk. Holly then snaps about an order she thinks Sookie takes from her. When she looks back at the cook's window she realizes she's wrong and apologizes. She blames it on the approaching full moon. Later that day Sookie decides she's going to visit the coven. Marnie comes out from the back to greet her. Sookie asks for a reading and Marnie grudgingly agrees. Marnie asks Sookie for something personal so that she can conduct the reading. Sookie hands over her necklace. As she starts to focus, Sookie tries eavesdropping on her thoughts without much luck. Marnie then picks up on her Grandmother's presence. Marnie tells her that she's at peace. She then says that her Grandmother wants to know if she's falling in love. After a bit of a stutter, Marnie interjects and tells her that her Grandmother says not to give her heart because the situation is not permanent. Gotta love a woman who's the voice of reason. Anyway, something weird happens and Sookie can now hear her Grandmother's voice. She tells her to get away from Marnie because she poses a danger to her. When we pan back to Sookie's house we see that Tara is drowning her sorrows in ice cream. Tara also tells Sookie the truth about her girlfriend and the fact that she's been lying to her. Sookie tells her that she's gotta fight for her and that honesty is the best policy. All the while she's looking over her shoulder at Eric's hidey hole. Tsk tsk tsk. So she tries to get Tara out the door but, Tara asks to spend the night. And then of course Eric wakes up and heads into the living room. This of course makes Tara freak out. She tries attacking him and, as you can imagine, doesn't work all that well. We then witness one of the most epic Tara meltdowns of all time. She calls Sookie a hypocrite and throws in her face all the shitty things Eric has done to her (e.g. selling her out to Russell, tricking her into drinking his blood, torturing Lafayette, etc.) Tara tells them both to eff off and takes off. They sit down and he asks her if he's really done all those things. She confirms it and he asks her why she lets him stay. She says that he knows that he's decent (idiot) and he tells her that it's irrelevant. She says that he's seen him change (friggin' idiot). He's not buying it and heads out the front door. She goes after him and asks him to stay. And then....they kiss. *rolls eyes*
Bill & Pam
Bill receives a visit from Portia who, despite the fact that she knows he's her great great great great grandfather, still wants to bump uglies. Blech! He glamours her to fear him and when she snaps out of it takes off running. He then receives a visit from Pam. Hell hath no fury like a vampire woman scorned. You like what I did there? She makes it a point to show him what's been done to her. She asks permission to kill the witch which he has to deny because of the AVL. He does promise to do what he can to help her and her peeling face. Double Blech! He sends in his spy to capture Marnie. They throw her in a cell where she has another flashback of the witch that possesses her. She's shown that the people who torture and eventually kill her are vampires. Bill heads down to the cell to talk to her. He manages to glamour her and asks questions regarding Eric's disappearance, her spells and her intentions. Bill's bullshit meter doesn't go off so he heads back to his office to meet with Pam and the other Louisiana sheriffs. One of the older vamps explains to the newbie vamps the history of what happened with Antonia, the witch from the Spanish Inquisition. They all want to kill her but, Bill tells them they can't. Pam flips out and accidentally reveals what happened to Eric and where he's located. Bill pretty much flips out because he realizes Sookie lied to him. The crap has hit the fan folks.
Alcide
Pretty much the only thing that happens this episode with Alcide is that he receives a visit from Raoul, the packmaster in Shreveport. He's not happy that Alcide hasn't registered himself in his territory. Alcide tells him he's going it alone. It doesn't look like he accepts the answer but, he leaves it alone and takes off. This guy is going to be massive amounts of trouble. It's written all over him. He better leave my Alcide alone. I swear I'll scratch his eyes out. *Ahem* Um, please excuse my emotional outburst.
Jason
Jason is coming to terms with what's happened to him. He goes to Merlotte with Hoyt to recount all the stuff that went down when he hears Holly say something about a full moon. This gives him some anxiety and when Sookie asks him what's wrong he gets all snippy and takes off. Later that night he ends up having a hilarious dream about Jessica with Hoyt making a guest appearance. The boy's got problems. I'm still dying to know if he'll become a full panther or half panther.
Jessica
After rescuing Jason, Jessica and Hoyt drop him off at home so that he can rest and recuperate. As their walking out of the room Hoyt hugs Jessica and she ends up pulling away from him. He senses that something is wrong but, she says she's just tired. Mmmhhhmmm. Sounds to me like a guilty conscious but what do I know. She heads home and Hoyt decides to stay and watch over Jason.
Sam & Tommy
Just when I think Sam is making some progress something crazy happens that he ends up having to clean up. So the show opens up with Tommy accidentally killing his parents. It's like WHOA! Yes, yes I know. So what does dear Tommy do? He goes to Sam's house, wakes him up and shows him the evidence. Sam kicks into Mr. Fix It mode. He gets dressed, hops in the van with Tommy and proceeds to take care of the situation. On his way to 'take care of' the bodies, he ends up getting pulled over by Andy. Tommy starts to freak out and Sam tells him to pull it together. Andy notices blood on the door and tells Sam to open up the back of the van. Tommy bales them out by shifting into an alligator and scaring the hell out of Andy. They get back on their way and toss Tommy's parents into a lake. Sam opens up to Tommy and shares his secret about killing two people. Awww...brotherly bonding. Sweet ain't it? Sam then tosses some marshmallows into the pond so that the alligators take care of any evidence left behind. *shivers*
Tara & Lafayette
After another botched spell casting, Tara, Lafayette and Jesus decide to get the hell out of Dodge. Tara decides to head back to New Orleans and Jesus and Lafayette decide to head to Jesus' grandfather's house in Mexico. Lafayette's is hesitant about going but, Jesus manages to convince him. I'm watching that guy. I don't trust him one little bit. Anywho after a long drive they arrive at the grandfather's house who is apparently expecting him. Creepy if you ask me. Tara on the other hand heads over to Sookie's house and ends up getting into a fight with her because of Eric and takes off into the night. It's not boding well for our motley crew.
Arlene & Terry
After the marker incident, it's safe to say Terry and Arlene are thoroughly freaked out. They decide that the best course of action is an exorcism. The next day Reverend Daniels (you might remember him as the reverend that Tara's mom had a tryst with) and Lettie Mae Daniels (also known as Tara's mom) show up the next day to perform the exorcism. Hilarity ensues. Something must have worked though because that night little Mickey falls sound asleep giving Arlene & Terry a chance to catch up on some nookie time. Or has it? As their falling asleep a book of matches sitting on a shelf catches fire all by it's lonesome. Dum dum duuuuuum!
Favorite Quotes
'Hookah ya pissed off another vampire and then you took a god damn nap.'
-Lafayette to Marnie
'That's some catchy shit for your headstone. Good night.'
-Lafayette to Marnie
'You hear that Renee? God's comin' for ya.'
-Arlene
'Well, you're not Gandhi but, no, you're not evil.'
-Sookie to Eric
'Oh good! The world needs more beekeepers.'
-Bill to Pam
'You know, it's like (in announcer's voice) Jason Stackhouse. You have f*cked too many hot women. Now let's see how you like it.'
-Jason to Hoyt
Arlene: Smells a little like pot.
Terry: Not really.
Lettie Mae: Shush!
'Lady when my Gran tells me to run, I run. Keep the change.'
-Sookie to Marnie
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Hello Bite Clubbers! I'm happy to report that I don't have any major gripes about Sunday's episode. And YAY for that because the last one left me a little less than thrilled. On to the recap my friends.
Sookie
So Eric drinks Claudine dry and keals over. Not to worry though. He's just drunk off the fairy juice. Sookie tries to get him to go inside the house before other fairies desend on them. He's being stubborn and flirty. He pinches her butt a couple of times and then takes off in an attempt to play catch. He zips in and out and finally takes off for good. So what does good ol' Sook do? She calls Alcide, the resident werewolf hottie, the next morning so he can help her find the drunk blonde viking. And then the friggin' moment I have been waiting for all season happens. My delicious slice of hunky man takes his shirt off and starts to unbutton his jeans so that he can shift to sniff out Eric. Me likey! Me likey very, very much. Ahem. Anywho, after turning into a beautiful white wolf, Alcide takes off into the woods with Sookie in tow. He stops in front of a lake or pond or whatever and Sookie tells him to keep going. He doesn't budge. When Sookie is about to address him again, our drunken Eric pops out of the water and begins to frolic. By the way, it's broad daylight when they go looking for him. And it's broad daylight when they find him. He urges Sookie to join him. Alcide shifts back to delicious naked man form and realizes just how wrong Eric is acting. When Eric realizes Alcide standing there he bears his fangs and challenges him. Alcide begins to growl and challenges him back. It basically turns into a bit of a pissing match until Eric starts to burn. Sookie encourages him to get out of the water and go back to the house. Sookie checks in on Eric in the hidey hole to make sure he's okay. He asks her to stay but, she gets out of it by telling him that she needs to do human stuff. Alcide is pretty upset that she's keeping a killer in her house. She tells him that she could say the same thing to him but, is choosing not to judge him. That quickly shuts up him and they hug it out and call a truce. Later that night Sookie checks in on Eric and finds him acting all emo. He's sad that he's not going to be able to ever see the sun again. Sookie tries to cheer him up and he tries conning her into kissing him. Right before he plants one on her he senses someone at her front door. She opens the door and sees Bill standing there. He makes a comment about looking for Eric and says that he hasn't looked in her house yet. She refuses to let him in. When he tries pulling the King power card on her she stops him dead in his tracks by asking him when she has ever lied to him. Low blow Sook. Low blow. But I likes it. He takes one foot inside and thinks the better of it and takes off. Phew! Close call.
Bill
Bill heads over to Fangtasia to question Pam about Eric's whereabouts and is met by Pam's sarcasm and hostility. He heads back to his house and is met by Nan. She's extremely pissed that he's wasting time messing with a bunch of witches. She stresses that there will be no dead humans. This obviously puts the vamps in a bind because they can't technically go after the witches. Later that evening he heads over to Portia's house to meet her grandmother, Caroline Bellefleur (who is being played by none other than Katherine Helmond aka Mona on Who's the Boss aka Lois, Debra's mom, on Everybody Loves Raymond). They're all sitting around chatting and going over the family tree when a very interesting discovery is made. Portia, who Bill boinked in the last episode, just so happens to be her great, great, great grandfather. Ewww! This obviously puts an end to their relationship. He then heads to Sookie's house looking for Eric and Sookie guilt trips him into not stepping foot inside the house.
Eric
I think I covered all the trouble Eric gets into this episode so I'll leave you with some pictures.
Alcide
After helping out Sookie Alcide heads off to work and ends up coming home late. Debbie smells the shift on him and he explains that his day was backed up because he was helping Sookie out. She has a momentary lip twich but, let's it go and starts making out with my man.
Jason
My poor Jason FINALLY catches a break. Luckily he was only sexually assaulted by one other woman after Crystal. The next in line is Becky (the younger Hot Shot girl we've seen around in other episodes). She walks in and starts to take off her underwear when Jason starts to protest. He talks to her about how her first time should be special and she admits that she doesn't want to do anything with him. She helps him cut himself loose so that he can escape. The next morning Fenton confronts Becky and realizes that Jason has escaped. He shifts and starts to chase after Jason. After a rather drawn out hunt, Jason manages to climb into a tree and makes himself a spear. When Fenton appears below him he jumps down and stabs that mofo in the neck. He ends up killing Fenton. I'm not going to lie. I totally cheered. Crystal then strolls up on the scene in panther form and shifts back to human. She starts talking her crazy talk about Hot Shot and Jason cuts her off. He basically tells her that if she comes near him he'll kill her. He takes off and ends up collapsing near the side of the road. Hoyt and Jessica end up finding him. Jessica makes him drink her blood so that he can heal. Goodness knows what will happen when the panther magic and vamp blood mix.
Pam
Now it's my turn to say poor Pam. The night after being confronted by Bill, she meets up with Marnie, Lafayette, Tara and Jesus. Marnie starts to cast her circle and chant her spell but, Pam becomes more agitated by the second. Pam says something insulting and Marnie goes into possessed witch mode again. She casts a spell on Pam that ends up disfiguring the hell out of her face. Pam is so horrified she takes off. What's worse than pissing off Eric? That would be pissing off Pam. I am certain she will be out for blood next episode.
Jessica
The only thing that ends up happening to Jess and Hoyt this episode is finding Jason half dead on the side of the road. Jess gives him some of her blood to help heal him. Yeah, I know. It's kind of uneventful.
Sam
Sam ends up getting confronted at Merlotte's by Maxine. She thinks he has something to do with Tommy running away. Sam assures her he doesn't which seems to calm her down. He then heads over to Luna's house where he's given two surprises. The first is that Luna has a daughter. The second is that Luna's ex keeps a close eye on her. If you ask me he's getting himself into a world of trouble. But what do I know of these things. In other news, Tommy ends up meeting up with his mother. He spends the day catching up with her and is happy to learn Joe Lee is gone. He sees some scars on her neck and is pissed to learn that Joe Lee had her fighting again. Just as he's cussing out Joe Lee he ends up with a chain around his neck. Turns out good ol' mom was lying about getting rid of Joe Lee. He tells him he's going to teach him about loyalty, respect and family. I'm guessing this is not going to be pleasant. I'm not a fan of the little snot but, I'd hate to see him back with those two psychos.
Tara & Lafayette
I'm combining these two because they were together the whole episode. Tara, Lafayette and Jesus head over to Marnie's to explain what's going on with the vamps and to tell her it's imperative that they reverse the spell put on Eric. After what seems like hours they finally find something that will work. They meet up with Pam the next night and it all goes horribly wrong...again. Instead of fixing the situation she (or the spirit that inhabits her body) puts some funky juju on Pam. Just when they thought they were home free. BAM! They're deeper in the mess. Tsk tsk tsk.
Arlene & Terry
This whole baby thing gets weirder and weirder. Terry walks in holding little Mickey and he's talking to him about Arlene and the kids who are passed out on the couch. He sets him down to go grab something and when comes back into the room the kid has written 'Baby Not Yours' in red marker on the wall. Trippy. Real trippy.
Favorite Quotes
'Hey! Did you just pinch my butt?'
-Sookie to Eric
'Now prepare to die you stinking dog!'
'Take your shot you dumb shit fanger!'
-Exchange between Eric and Alcide
'How'd the execution go?'
'Oh, very smooth. Completey justified.'
-Exchange between Nan and Bill
'Well I could point out that you're the one who disowned your child by blood...'
-Sam to Maxine
'I am a cliche.'
-Luna to Sam
'Sure he's a rascal and a troublemaker and most of the time I'd like to slap the smile off his face but, he's a happy vampire.'
