Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.
Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.
Tallahassee: [Searching for Twinkies] Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
Tallahassee: Hey, a little help with movin' the couch. We're makin' a fort.
This is one of the best zombie movies ever and I probably should have just put half the screenplay up for movie quotes. I didn't even get to Bill Murray! Any thoughts on his movie? Favorite characters? Best lines?